This is called "spiritual lifting." It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The governor of Texas can't do any heavy lifting really. It's not that powerful a position.

If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned.

I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.

The Ten Commandments being taken out of the public schools. I want them back.

Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.

Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people didn't know what fun was or how to have it, so things usually ended up pretty ugly.

If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.