This is called "spiritual lifting." It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The governor of Texas can't do any heavy lifting really. It's not that powerful a position.

You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.

William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.

The system is not perfect. Until it's perfect, let's do away with the death penalty.

I'm not pro-life, and I'm not pro-choice. I'm pro-football.

The reason educational spending in Texas is so low is because you don't have a state tax there, and that's why Texas is big growth because you don't tax people to death.

If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.