This is called "spiritual lifting." It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The governor of Texas can't do any heavy lifting really. It's not that powerful a position.

Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him.

I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama.

A happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.

Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.

The main health hazard in the world today is people who don't love themselves.

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.