This is called "spiritual lifting." It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The governor of Texas can't do any heavy lifting really. It's not that powerful a position.

Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him.

Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have each other.

The people I respect all died broke and despairing. They didn't leave a lot of hammered iron behind them like Donald Trump has done.

Like most of us, I determined that I'd rather be a large part of the problem than a small part of the solution.

The Ten Commandments being taken out of the public schools. I want them back.

The only thing that really differentiates Texas from any other place in the world is the proclivity of its people to urinate outdoors and to attach a certain amount of importance to this popular pastime.