Sometimes performing someone else's song is more difficult than writing your own.

There's a fine line between fiction and non-fiction and I think I snorted it somewhere in 1979

We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'

I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.

I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.

Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.