No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror.
In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.
What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!
The Ten Commandments being taken out of the public schools. I want them back.
I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun.