I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama.
William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.
God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
We've had to be creative to get on the ballot.
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
If Jesus Christ had run as an independent, Rick Perry would have beat him.