True love usually results in a hostage situation.
I'm not pro-life, and I'm not pro-choice. I'm pro-football.
The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.
We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters.
May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.