True love usually results in a hostage situation.

All my adult life I've been in the practice of giving advice to people who are happier than I am.

I don't see how the people who created the problem can fix it. Texas is worth fighting for, and the best way to fight is to get the politicians out of politics.

It wasn't a healthy attitude, but it wasn't really a healthy world.

No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror.

This system is really broken. No Child Left Behind has really failed and the only way to solve education is to leave one governor behind.

Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.