Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.
The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
I'm also for gay marriage, because I say they have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us. Love is bigger than government. And Texas, by the way, has a very progressive law about gay couples adopting kids. We just won't let them get married. So that's not common sense.
I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.
There are more inspirational people in music than there are in politics.
People are drooling for the truth. They want honesty from politicians, and they're not getting it.