God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.

What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.

I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun.

I want to fight the wussification of the State of Texas. I want to rise and shine and bring back the glory.

Remember, the Legislature is the joke, not our campaign.

The people I respect all died broke and despairing. They didn't leave a lot of hammered iron behind them like Donald Trump has done.

The child-teacher relationship is crucial.