God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

Man's ability to delude himself is infinite.

Young people are the key to this election.

I'll sign anything except bad legislation.

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'

If you're lookin' for a helpin' hand, try the one at the end of your arm.