The people I respect all died broke and despairing. They didn't leave a lot of hammered iron behind them like Donald Trump has done.

One thing we are sure of is there's no one like Nelson Mandela out there. That's too bad for us.

This is called "spiritual lifting." It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The governor of Texas can't do any heavy lifting really. It's not that powerful a position.

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'

Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.

I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.

I'll sign anything except bad legislation.