An editor's job is to take something great and make it good.

When you record something, you never know who's going to hear it.

I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.

The reason educational spending in Texas is so low is because you don't have a state tax there, and that's why Texas is big growth because you don't tax people to death.

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'

My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent.

That's the government. Having been a politician and a musician, I can tell you which one is a higher calling. If musicians ran the country, it would be a much different place. We wouldn't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'd work late.