I want to fight the wussification of the State of Texas. I want to rise and shine and bring back the glory.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
When you record something, you never know who's going to hear it.
You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
That's the government. Having been a politician and a musician, I can tell you which one is a higher calling. If musicians ran the country, it would be a much different place. We wouldn't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'd work late.