Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.
If you're lookin' for a helpin' hand, try the one at the end of your arm.
When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.
In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.
Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have each other.