The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?

I don't think where people come from is that important. It doesn't matter if you come from reality TV. The question is whether you can inspire people.

Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't a street

No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror.

I'm also for gay marriage, because I say they have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us. Love is bigger than government. And Texas, by the way, has a very progressive law about gay couples adopting kids. We just won't let them get married. So that's not common sense.

I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.