The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.

People are drooling for the truth. They want honesty from politicians, and they're not getting it.

I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.

I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.

The distance between the limousine and the gutter is a short one.

This system is really broken. No Child Left Behind has really failed and the only way to solve education is to leave one governor behind.