If you're lookin' for a helpin' hand, try the one at the end of your arm.
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
My three favorite travel writers of all time are Robert Louis Stevenson, Graham Greene, and Chuck Thompson. Smile When You're Lying not only tells the truth about the travel-writing racket, it gets to the heart of some of the travel industry's best-kept secrets.
There are more inspirational people in music than there are in politics.
If you're going to be an artist, you need to be an original.
Man's ability to delude himself is infinite.