Always respect your superiors, if you have any.
The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...
When you record something, you never know who's going to hear it.
Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.
We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.