There are more inspirational people in music than there are in politics.
I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.
You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
I'll sign anything except bad legislation.
May the God of your choice bless you.