If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!
My three favorite travel writers of all time are Robert Louis Stevenson, Graham Greene, and Chuck Thompson. Smile When You're Lying not only tells the truth about the travel-writing racket, it gets to the heart of some of the travel industry's best-kept secrets.
Always respect your superiors, if you have any.
If Raymond Chandler came from the South, his name would be Ace Atkins.
The system is not perfect. Until it's perfect, let's do away with the death penalty.
The reason educational spending in Texas is so low is because you don't have a state tax there, and that's why Texas is big growth because you don't tax people to death.