Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him.
We've had to be creative to get on the ballot.
I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama.
In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.
I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'