Simรณn Bolรญvar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him.
Kinky FriedmanThe only thing that really differentiates Texas from any other place in the world is the proclivity of its people to urinate outdoors and to attach a certain amount of importance to this popular pastime.
Kinky FriedmanAnd I'll tell you another thing, you won't find any candidate that supports prayer in school and gay marriage. For that reason alone, people should vote for an independent-thinking person.
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