The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.
I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama.
The main health hazard in the world today is people who don't love themselves.
My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent.
We've had to be creative to get on the ballot.