Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
And I'll tell you another thing, you won't find any candidate that supports prayer in school and gay marriage. For that reason alone, people should vote for an independent-thinking person.
If you're lookin' for a helpin' hand, try the one at the end of your arm.
You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.