I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.
Kinky FriedmanJerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.
Kinky FriedmanMusicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
Kinky FriedmanThese days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.
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