I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.

My goal as a young man, to be fat, famous and financially fixed by 50.

We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.

The reason educational spending in Texas is so low is because you don't have a state tax there, and that's why Texas is big growth because you don't tax people to death.

And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.

Always respect your superiors, if you have any.

Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day.