I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.

Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.

If you're lookin' for a helpin' hand, try the one at the end of your arm.

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

Sometimes performing someone else's song is more difficult than writing your own.

I'm not for the parties. I'm for Texas.

Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.