What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
The reason educational spending in Texas is so low is because you don't have a state tax there, and that's why Texas is big growth because you don't tax people to death.
The main health hazard in the world today is people who don't love themselves.
I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent.
The child-teacher relationship is crucial.