Remember, the Legislature is the joke, not our campaign.
Always respect your superiors, if you have any.
I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun.
And I'll tell you another thing, you won't find any candidate that supports prayer in school and gay marriage. For that reason alone, people should vote for an independent-thinking person.
These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.