I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.
Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.
I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun.
I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
There's a fine line between fiction and non-fiction and I think I snorted it somewhere in 1979
When you record something, you never know who's going to hear it.