The reason educational spending in Texas is so low is because you don't have a state tax there, and that's why Texas is big growth because you don't tax people to death.
If Jesus Christ had run as an independent, Rick Perry would have beat him.
The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'
True love usually results in a hostage situation.
There's a fine line between fiction and non-fiction and I think I snorted it somewhere in 1979
Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.