I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama.

There's a fine line between fiction and non-fiction and I think I snorted it somewhere in 1979

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.

In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.

If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.

I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.

An editor's job is to take something great and make it good.