If you're lookin' for a helpin' hand, try the one at the end of your arm.

He looked a shade too healthy and nobody likes that. Particularly in New York.

The good teachers are bailing out. Education is very important.... This should be the centerpiece on the table of Texas.

I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.

And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'

We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters.