If you're lookin' for a helpin' hand, try the one at the end of your arm.

What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.

These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.

I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.

The reason educational spending in Texas is so low is because you don't have a state tax there, and that's why Texas is big growth because you don't tax people to death.

An editor's job is to take something great and make it good.

Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.