May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with.
My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent.
We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters.
We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.