Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama.

I don't feel bad about losing.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'

No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror.