Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.

An editor's job is to take something great and make it good.

The people I respect all died broke and despairing. They didn't leave a lot of hammered iron behind them like Donald Trump has done.

I'm also for gay marriage, because I say they have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us. Love is bigger than government. And Texas, by the way, has a very progressive law about gay couples adopting kids. We just won't let them get married. So that's not common sense.

Man's ability to delude himself is infinite.

I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.

I'm not pro-life, and I'm not pro-choice. I'm pro-football.