Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.

We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.

I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens.

If you're going to be an artist, you need to be an original.

If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

I want to see a Jew in the White house.