One thing we are sure of is there's no one like Nelson Mandela out there. That's too bad for us.
If you're lookin' for a helpin' hand, try the one at the end of your arm.
Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama.
I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
The people I respect all died broke and despairing. They didn't leave a lot of hammered iron behind them like Donald Trump has done.