The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'

A happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.

I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.

If Raymond Chandler came from the South, his name would be Ace Atkins.

Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.

Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day.

The good teachers are bailing out. Education is very important.... This should be the centerpiece on the table of Texas.