The reason educational spending in Texas is so low is because you don't have a state tax there, and that's why Texas is big growth because you don't tax people to death.

Man's ability to delude himself is infinite.

Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.

We're going to make that Lone Star shine again.

Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.

And I'll tell you another thing, you won't find any candidate that supports prayer in school and gay marriage. For that reason alone, people should vote for an independent-thinking person.

When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.