I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
Remember, the Legislature is the joke, not our campaign.
If Raymond Chandler came from the South, his name would be Ace Atkins.
We're going to make that Lone Star shine again.
You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus.