I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.

William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.

I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't a street

True love usually results in a hostage situation.