We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.

Man's ability to delude himself is infinite.

Remember, the Legislature is the joke, not our campaign.

Always respect your superiors, if you have any.

I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.

We've had to be creative to get on the ballot.

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?