We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.

The child-teacher relationship is crucial.

There is a difference between who is important and who is significant.

I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.

These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.

I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun.

My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets these people. I mean, they pay for it, and they get green cards, and they're actually legitimate. And then seal the border.