We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.

We've had to be creative to get on the ballot.

Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him.

I'm not pro-life, and I'm not pro-choice. I'm pro-football.

The distance between the limousine and the gutter is a short one.

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.