We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.

But the most dangerous thing in the world in the world is to run the risk of waking up one morning and realizing suddenly that all this time you've been living without really and truly living and by then it's too late. When you wake up to that kind of realization, it's too late for wishes and regrets. It's even too late to dream.

If you're going to be an artist, you need to be an original.

If Jesus Christ had run as an independent, Rick Perry would have beat him.

Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people didn't know what fun was or how to have it, so things usually ended up pretty ugly.

I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.

I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.