We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.

And I'll tell you another thing, you won't find any candidate that supports prayer in school and gay marriage. For that reason alone, people should vote for an independent-thinking person.

If Jesus Christ had run as an independent, Rick Perry would have beat him.

I'm not for the parties. I'm for Texas.

You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.

Most people, of course, spend their lives caring about the wrong things. The worry about South Africa or Nicaragua. They spend so much time finding themselves that they lose their taxicabs. They don't see that what kind of napkin you get at a delicatessen is a matter of much significance in the world today. That's why they don't get linen.

I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.