They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.
If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.
No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror.
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
I'm going to lower the drinking age to eighteen. If you're old enough to die in Iraq, you're old enough to drink.
You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with.