I'm not for the parties. I'm for Texas.

I don't feel bad about losing.

And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.

I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.

That's the government. Having been a politician and a musician, I can tell you which one is a higher calling. If musicians ran the country, it would be a much different place. We wouldn't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'd work late.

The main health hazard in the world today is people who don't love themselves.

We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters.