I'm not for the parties. I'm for Texas.

Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him.

The only thing that really differentiates Texas from any other place in the world is the proclivity of its people to urinate outdoors and to attach a certain amount of importance to this popular pastime.

I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama.

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

Man's ability to delude himself is infinite.

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?