In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.

I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.

If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.

Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.

When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.

I'm not pro-life, and I'm not pro-choice. I'm pro-football.

May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.