In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.

God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.

If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'

I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.

I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.

Young people are the key to this election.