In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.

Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...

I don't think where people come from is that important. It doesn't matter if you come from reality TV. The question is whether you can inspire people.

An editor's job is to take something great and make it good.

If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus.

But the most dangerous thing in the world in the world is to run the risk of waking up one morning and realizing suddenly that all this time you've been living without really and truly living and by then it's too late. When you wake up to that kind of realization, it's too late for wishes and regrets. It's even too late to dream.

William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.