I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

Most people, of course, spend their lives caring about the wrong things. The worry about South Africa or Nicaragua. They spend so much time finding themselves that they lose their taxicabs. They don't see that what kind of napkin you get at a delicatessen is a matter of much significance in the world today. That's why they don't get linen.

Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.

I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.

Like most of us, I determined that I'd rather be a large part of the problem than a small part of the solution.

An editor's job is to take something great and make it good.

A happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.