Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.

If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.

My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent.

Like most of us, I determined that I'd rather be a large part of the problem than a small part of the solution.

Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.

May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.

I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.