Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.

I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!

The good teachers are bailing out. Education is very important.... This should be the centerpiece on the table of Texas.

If Jesus Christ had run as an independent, Rick Perry would have beat him.

And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.

Happiness is a moving target.

I don't think where people come from is that important. It doesn't matter if you come from reality TV. The question is whether you can inspire people.