I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.

A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.

I'm so happy to be around people. I just really like people, and being a freelancer can be lonely during the day, when you're at home trying to write anything you can.

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.