Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.

I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.

I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.