Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.

If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

I'd hate to be a writer forever and never perform, and I'd hate to perform and not write. I get sad if time has passed and I haven't written or made anything. I'm an artist.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

Mel: Does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? Murray: A little, around the eyes. Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes huh? Murray: Well... she's got eyes.