I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.
All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.
I wanted to make sure that my act was family friendly for tonight, but I don't have babies. So I thought that maybe I could pretend that I had babies and that way I could appeal to the people in the audience who have babies and to the people who like to pretend that they have babies.
Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.
If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.
You're looking good today Bret. Very hot... hotter than Jemaine. You have a refined bone structure, while Jemaine's facial features are too deep set to be classically handsome.