Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.

I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.

All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

I'm so happy to be around people. I just really like people, and being a freelancer can be lonely during the day, when you're at home trying to write anything you can.

At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it.

I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.