Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!

Some women were talking about how I put out. And that's just not that case. I don't put out - unless I'm asked very, very politely, and that's not putting out, that's just giving in.

All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.