Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.

Some women were talking about how I put out. And that's just not that case. I don't put out - unless I'm asked very, very politely, and that's not putting out, that's just giving in.

Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.

This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.

All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.

Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.