Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

I think growing up on a farm in a certain amount of isolation, with not a lot of friends nearby, makes you entertain yourself and kind of grows your imagination - being alone is quite good for all that. You make up stories, talk to the animals, let them be an audience, a bunch of cows.

I'd hate to be a writer forever and never perform, and I'd hate to perform and not write. I get sad if time has passed and I haven't written or made anything. I'm an artist.

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.

If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes.