If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?
I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.
Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?
Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.
I'd hate to be a writer forever and never perform, and I'd hate to perform and not write. I get sad if time has passed and I haven't written or made anything. I'm an artist.
If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.