Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.
Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.
No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.
Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.
One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!
Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?