Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.

Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.