The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.
Another goal that I have is to learn how to play the ukulele - should be fun - and to stop taking my clothes off for money. But I need money. That is a ridiculous goal. I'm gonna cross that one off. That's stupid.
Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.
A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.
Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.
If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.