Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.
If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes.
One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!
Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.
Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.
I'm so happy to be around people. I just really like people, and being a freelancer can be lonely during the day, when you're at home trying to write anything you can.