The first time I was on TV, on "Flight of the Conchords," someone put up a YouTube clip and said, 'You're too ugly to be on TV.' And I was like, 'That is exactly why it's a good thing that I'm on TV.'

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.

If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.

Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.

I'm so happy to be around people. I just really like people, and being a freelancer can be lonely during the day, when you're at home trying to write anything you can.

Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?