If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?
Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.
I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.
The first time I was on TV, on "Flight of the Conchords," someone put up a YouTube clip and said, 'You're too ugly to be on TV.' And I was like, 'That is exactly why it's a good thing that I'm on TV.'
You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.
If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.