A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.
If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.
Mel: Does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? Murray: A little, around the eyes. Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes huh? Murray: Well... she's got eyes.
Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.
As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.
I wanted to make sure that my act was family friendly for tonight, but I don't have babies. So I thought that maybe I could pretend that I had babies and that way I could appeal to the people in the audience who have babies and to the people who like to pretend that they have babies.