The first time I was on TV, on "Flight of the Conchords," someone put up a YouTube clip and said, 'You're too ugly to be on TV.' And I was like, 'That is exactly why it's a good thing that I'm on TV.'

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.

1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.

Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it.