I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?
If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes.
Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.
No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.
I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.