The first time I was on TV, on "Flight of the Conchords," someone put up a YouTube clip and said, 'You're too ugly to be on TV.' And I was like, 'That is exactly why it's a good thing that I'm on TV.'

Another goal that I have is to learn how to play the ukulele - should be fun - and to stop taking my clothes off for money. But I need money. That is a ridiculous goal. I'm gonna cross that one off. That's stupid.

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.

I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!