The first time I was on TV, on "Flight of the Conchords," someone put up a YouTube clip and said, 'You're too ugly to be on TV.' And I was like, 'That is exactly why it's a good thing that I'm on TV.'

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.

He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.