I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.