I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.

1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.

The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.