I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.

1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.

I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.