I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.

Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

I mean if you two were to make love, that would be gay. Two men touching each other physically and emotionally...erotically caressing each other...on the hood of a car...or the back of a movie theater.

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.