I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!

I'm so happy to be around people. I just really like people, and being a freelancer can be lonely during the day, when you're at home trying to write anything you can.

He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.

Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.

Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.