I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.
I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.
I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.
One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!
Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.
Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.