I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.

The first time I was on TV, on "Flight of the Conchords," someone put up a YouTube clip and said, 'You're too ugly to be on TV.' And I was like, 'That is exactly why it's a good thing that I'm on TV.'

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.