I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.
Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.
Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.
Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.
A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.
I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.