I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.

The first time I was on TV, on "Flight of the Conchords," someone put up a YouTube clip and said, 'You're too ugly to be on TV.' And I was like, 'That is exactly why it's a good thing that I'm on TV.'

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.