One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!
Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.
If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.
1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.
Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.
Some women were talking about how I put out. And that's just not that case. I don't put out - unless I'm asked very, very politely, and that's not putting out, that's just giving in.