I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.

Mel: Does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? Murray: A little, around the eyes. Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes huh? Murray: Well... she's got eyes.

Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.