Mel: Does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? Murray: A little, around the eyes. Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes huh? Murray: Well... she's got eyes.
You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.
I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.
No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.
I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.
At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it.