If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.

Some women were talking about how I put out. And that's just not that case. I don't put out - unless I'm asked very, very politely, and that's not putting out, that's just giving in.