Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.
No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.
At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it.
Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.
I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.
As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.