If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.

Mel: Does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? Murray: A little, around the eyes. Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes huh? Murray: Well... she's got eyes.

A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.

If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.