If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

I wanted to make sure that my act was family friendly for tonight, but I don't have babies. So I thought that maybe I could pretend that I had babies and that way I could appeal to the people in the audience who have babies and to the people who like to pretend that they have babies.

Some women were talking about how I put out. And that's just not that case. I don't put out - unless I'm asked very, very politely, and that's not putting out, that's just giving in.

If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.

No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.