If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it.

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.

The first time I was on TV, on "Flight of the Conchords," someone put up a YouTube clip and said, 'You're too ugly to be on TV.' And I was like, 'That is exactly why it's a good thing that I'm on TV.'

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.