If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.

I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!

All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.

1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.

Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.

The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.