All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.
I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.
As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.
Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.
I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.
I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!