If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it.

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.

I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.