The torture that they are coming up with in China is so creative. They have this other method where they'll take a bamboo and they'll plant it in your anus and just let it grow. So patient. Man, watch out for China, I say. They have all the ambition as we do but none of the heart.
One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!
I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.
A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.
I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.
Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.