If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?
I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.
Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.
A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.
Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.
Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?