If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it.

He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.

Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.

Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

Some women were talking about how I put out. And that's just not that case. I don't put out - unless I'm asked very, very politely, and that's not putting out, that's just giving in.