Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.
If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.
Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.
I wanted to make sure that my act was family friendly for tonight, but I don't have babies. So I thought that maybe I could pretend that I had babies and that way I could appeal to the people in the audience who have babies and to the people who like to pretend that they have babies.
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?
I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.