If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.

I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.

Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.