1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.

Another goal that I have is to learn how to play the ukulele - should be fun - and to stop taking my clothes off for money. But I need money. That is a ridiculous goal. I'm gonna cross that one off. That's stupid.

I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.

He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.

The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.