1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.

You're looking good today Bret. Very hot... hotter than Jemaine. You have a refined bone structure, while Jemaine's facial features are too deep set to be classically handsome.

He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.