Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.
I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!
Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.
If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.
No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.
I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.