1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it.

Some women were talking about how I put out. And that's just not that case. I don't put out - unless I'm asked very, very politely, and that's not putting out, that's just giving in.