1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.

I'd hate to be a writer forever and never perform, and I'd hate to perform and not write. I get sad if time has passed and I haven't written or made anything. I'm an artist.

I'm so happy to be around people. I just really like people, and being a freelancer can be lonely during the day, when you're at home trying to write anything you can.

A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.

I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!

If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.