Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.

Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.

All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.

I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.

The first time I was on TV, on "Flight of the Conchords," someone put up a YouTube clip and said, 'You're too ugly to be on TV.' And I was like, 'That is exactly why it's a good thing that I'm on TV.'

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.