Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

I'm so happy to be around people. I just really like people, and being a freelancer can be lonely during the day, when you're at home trying to write anything you can.

Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

I think growing up on a farm in a certain amount of isolation, with not a lot of friends nearby, makes you entertain yourself and kind of grows your imagination - being alone is quite good for all that. You make up stories, talk to the animals, let them be an audience, a bunch of cows.