Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.

Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.

If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.

I think growing up on a farm in a certain amount of isolation, with not a lot of friends nearby, makes you entertain yourself and kind of grows your imagination - being alone is quite good for all that. You make up stories, talk to the animals, let them be an audience, a bunch of cows.

One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.

Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.