Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.
1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.
Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?
I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.
Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.