Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.

Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.

Some women were talking about how I put out. And that's just not that case. I don't put out - unless I'm asked very, very politely, and that's not putting out, that's just giving in.

One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!

You're looking good today Bret. Very hot... hotter than Jemaine. You have a refined bone structure, while Jemaine's facial features are too deep set to be classically handsome.

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.