Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.

I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes.

I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

You're looking good today Bret. Very hot... hotter than Jemaine. You have a refined bone structure, while Jemaine's facial features are too deep set to be classically handsome.