I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.
Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.
Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.
If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.
Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.
One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!