Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.

I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.

Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

I mean if you two were to make love, that would be gay. Two men touching each other physically and emotionally...erotically caressing each other...on the hood of a car...or the back of a movie theater.

Another goal that I have is to learn how to play the ukulele - should be fun - and to stop taking my clothes off for money. But I need money. That is a ridiculous goal. I'm gonna cross that one off. That's stupid.

Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.