Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.

The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.

This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.

A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.

I'd hate to be a writer forever and never perform, and I'd hate to perform and not write. I get sad if time has passed and I haven't written or made anything. I'm an artist.

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

The first time I was on TV, on "Flight of the Conchords," someone put up a YouTube clip and said, 'You're too ugly to be on TV.' And I was like, 'That is exactly why it's a good thing that I'm on TV.'