I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.
Kristen SchaalI think growing up on a farm in a certain amount of isolation, with not a lot of friends nearby, makes you entertain yourself and kind of grows your imagination - being alone is quite good for all that. You make up stories, talk to the animals, let them be an audience, a bunch of cows.
Kristen SchaalThe service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.
Kristen SchaalGuys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.
Kristen Schaal