Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.

If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes.

The first time I was on TV, on "Flight of the Conchords," someone put up a YouTube clip and said, 'You're too ugly to be on TV.' And I was like, 'That is exactly why it's a good thing that I'm on TV.'

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.

I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.