Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.

The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.

I mean if you two were to make love, that would be gay. Two men touching each other physically and emotionally...erotically caressing each other...on the hood of a car...or the back of a movie theater.

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?