Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?
Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.
Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?
Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.
I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.