Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

Some women were talking about how I put out. And that's just not that case. I don't put out - unless I'm asked very, very politely, and that's not putting out, that's just giving in.

I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!

You're looking good today Bret. Very hot... hotter than Jemaine. You have a refined bone structure, while Jemaine's facial features are too deep set to be classically handsome.

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.