Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

You're looking good today Bret. Very hot... hotter than Jemaine. You have a refined bone structure, while Jemaine's facial features are too deep set to be classically handsome.

If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.

I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.