Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.

I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!

I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.

If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes.

No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.