Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes.

1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.