Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.

Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.

I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

I think growing up on a farm in a certain amount of isolation, with not a lot of friends nearby, makes you entertain yourself and kind of grows your imagination - being alone is quite good for all that. You make up stories, talk to the animals, let them be an audience, a bunch of cows.

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.

One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!