Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

The torture that they are coming up with in China is so creative. They have this other method where they'll take a bamboo and they'll plant it in your anus and just let it grow. So patient. Man, watch out for China, I say. They have all the ambition as we do but none of the heart.

A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.

I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?