Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

Some women were talking about how I put out. And that's just not that case. I don't put out - unless I'm asked very, very politely, and that's not putting out, that's just giving in.

Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.