Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.
I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!
I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.
Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.
If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.
He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.