If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.
No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.
Mel: Does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? Murray: A little, around the eyes. Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes huh? Murray: Well... she's got eyes.
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?
Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.
I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.