Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.

I'd hate to be a writer forever and never perform, and I'd hate to perform and not write. I get sad if time has passed and I haven't written or made anything. I'm an artist.

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

You're looking good today Bret. Very hot... hotter than Jemaine. You have a refined bone structure, while Jemaine's facial features are too deep set to be classically handsome.

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.