Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes.

The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.

A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.

1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.

One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.