If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.
Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.
All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.
Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.
I wanted to make sure that my act was family friendly for tonight, but I don't have babies. So I thought that maybe I could pretend that I had babies and that way I could appeal to the people in the audience who have babies and to the people who like to pretend that they have babies.
Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.