Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.

I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.

Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.

A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.