I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.
I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?
If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.
I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.
I wanted to make sure that my act was family friendly for tonight, but I don't have babies. So I thought that maybe I could pretend that I had babies and that way I could appeal to the people in the audience who have babies and to the people who like to pretend that they have babies.