Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.

Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

I mean if you two were to make love, that would be gay. Two men touching each other physically and emotionally...erotically caressing each other...on the hood of a car...or the back of a movie theater.