The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.

I'd hate to be a writer forever and never perform, and I'd hate to perform and not write. I get sad if time has passed and I haven't written or made anything. I'm an artist.

A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.

Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.