The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

Some women were talking about how I put out. And that's just not that case. I don't put out - unless I'm asked very, very politely, and that's not putting out, that's just giving in.

If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.

This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.