The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.

I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.

I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!

The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.

Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.

This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.