The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.

All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.

Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.