You're looking good today Bret. Very hot... hotter than Jemaine. You have a refined bone structure, while Jemaine's facial features are too deep set to be classically handsome.
I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.
The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.
Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.
All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.
The first time I was on TV, on "Flight of the Conchords," someone put up a YouTube clip and said, 'You're too ugly to be on TV.' And I was like, 'That is exactly why it's a good thing that I'm on TV.'