Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.
Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.
Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.
Some women were talking about how I put out. And that's just not that case. I don't put out - unless I'm asked very, very politely, and that's not putting out, that's just giving in.
Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.
You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.