Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.
A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.
One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!
Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.
I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.
The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.