All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.
Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.
I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.
I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?
Some women were talking about how I put out. And that's just not that case. I don't put out - unless I'm asked very, very politely, and that's not putting out, that's just giving in.