The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.

If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.

No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.

I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.