The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.

This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.