Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.
Kristen SchaalIf I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes.
Kristen SchaalI would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.
Kristen SchaalI'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!
Kristen Schaal