Some women were talking about how I put out. And that's just not that case. I don't put out - unless I'm asked very, very politely, and that's not putting out, that's just giving in.

Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.

A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

I'm so happy to be around people. I just really like people, and being a freelancer can be lonely during the day, when you're at home trying to write anything you can.

Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.