If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.

No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!

You're looking good today Bret. Very hot... hotter than Jemaine. You have a refined bone structure, while Jemaine's facial features are too deep set to be classically handsome.

Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.