If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.

No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.

Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.

I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.