I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.
Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.
Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.
All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.
Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?
I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!