If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.

I'm so happy to be around people. I just really like people, and being a freelancer can be lonely during the day, when you're at home trying to write anything you can.

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

I think growing up on a farm in a certain amount of isolation, with not a lot of friends nearby, makes you entertain yourself and kind of grows your imagination - being alone is quite good for all that. You make up stories, talk to the animals, let them be an audience, a bunch of cows.

One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!