If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.

1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.

I think growing up on a farm in a certain amount of isolation, with not a lot of friends nearby, makes you entertain yourself and kind of grows your imagination - being alone is quite good for all that. You make up stories, talk to the animals, let them be an audience, a bunch of cows.

Some women were talking about how I put out. And that's just not that case. I don't put out - unless I'm asked very, very politely, and that's not putting out, that's just giving in.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.