A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.
I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.
If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.
Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.
The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.
Mel: Does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? Murray: A little, around the eyes. Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes huh? Murray: Well... she's got eyes.