No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

Another goal that I have is to learn how to play the ukulele - should be fun - and to stop taking my clothes off for money. But I need money. That is a ridiculous goal. I'm gonna cross that one off. That's stupid.

The first time I was on TV, on "Flight of the Conchords," someone put up a YouTube clip and said, 'You're too ugly to be on TV.' And I was like, 'That is exactly why it's a good thing that I'm on TV.'

All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.