Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.
All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.
Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.
The torture that they are coming up with in China is so creative. They have this other method where they'll take a bamboo and they'll plant it in your anus and just let it grow. So patient. Man, watch out for China, I say. They have all the ambition as we do but none of the heart.
I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.
Some women were talking about how I put out. And that's just not that case. I don't put out - unless I'm asked very, very politely, and that's not putting out, that's just giving in.