No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

The first time I was on TV, on "Flight of the Conchords," someone put up a YouTube clip and said, 'You're too ugly to be on TV.' And I was like, 'That is exactly why it's a good thing that I'm on TV.'

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.