No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.

Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.