No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.

No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.

I'd hate to be a writer forever and never perform, and I'd hate to perform and not write. I get sad if time has passed and I haven't written or made anything. I'm an artist.

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.