No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.

Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.

I'd hate to be a writer forever and never perform, and I'd hate to perform and not write. I get sad if time has passed and I haven't written or made anything. I'm an artist.

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.

No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.