No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.

I'm so happy to be around people. I just really like people, and being a freelancer can be lonely during the day, when you're at home trying to write anything you can.

The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.

No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.