No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.

I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

The first time I was on TV, on "Flight of the Conchords," someone put up a YouTube clip and said, 'You're too ugly to be on TV.' And I was like, 'That is exactly why it's a good thing that I'm on TV.'

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.