Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

You're looking good today Bret. Very hot... hotter than Jemaine. You have a refined bone structure, while Jemaine's facial features are too deep set to be classically handsome.

1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.