Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

I mean if you two were to make love, that would be gay. Two men touching each other physically and emotionally...erotically caressing each other...on the hood of a car...or the back of a movie theater.

I wanted to make sure that my act was family friendly for tonight, but I don't have babies. So I thought that maybe I could pretend that I had babies and that way I could appeal to the people in the audience who have babies and to the people who like to pretend that they have babies.

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.