Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

The torture that they are coming up with in China is so creative. They have this other method where they'll take a bamboo and they'll plant it in your anus and just let it grow. So patient. Man, watch out for China, I say. They have all the ambition as we do but none of the heart.

I'm so happy to be around people. I just really like people, and being a freelancer can be lonely during the day, when you're at home trying to write anything you can.

1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?