I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!
The first time I was on TV, on "Flight of the Conchords," someone put up a YouTube clip and said, 'You're too ugly to be on TV.' And I was like, 'That is exactly why it's a good thing that I'm on TV.'
You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.
Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.
Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.
I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.