I'd hate to be a writer forever and never perform, and I'd hate to perform and not write. I get sad if time has passed and I haven't written or made anything. I'm an artist.
Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.
Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.
A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.
Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.
I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.