Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.

One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.

At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it.

I mean if you two were to make love, that would be gay. Two men touching each other physically and emotionally...erotically caressing each other...on the hood of a car...or the back of a movie theater.