Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

I mean if you two were to make love, that would be gay. Two men touching each other physically and emotionally...erotically caressing each other...on the hood of a car...or the back of a movie theater.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.