As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.

I'm so happy to be around people. I just really like people, and being a freelancer can be lonely during the day, when you're at home trying to write anything you can.

The torture that they are coming up with in China is so creative. They have this other method where they'll take a bamboo and they'll plant it in your anus and just let it grow. So patient. Man, watch out for China, I say. They have all the ambition as we do but none of the heart.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.