I'd hate to be a writer forever and never perform, and I'd hate to perform and not write. I get sad if time has passed and I haven't written or made anything. I'm an artist.

Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.

Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.