Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.
Kristen Schaal1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.
Kristen SchaalEverybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.
Kristen Schaal