I'd hate to be a writer forever and never perform, and I'd hate to perform and not write. I get sad if time has passed and I haven't written or made anything. I'm an artist.

If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.

Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.

1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.

Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

Another goal that I have is to learn how to play the ukulele - should be fun - and to stop taking my clothes off for money. But I need money. That is a ridiculous goal. I'm gonna cross that one off. That's stupid.