I'd hate to be a writer forever and never perform, and I'd hate to perform and not write. I get sad if time has passed and I haven't written or made anything. I'm an artist.

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.

Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.

If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.

A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.