I'd hate to be a writer forever and never perform, and I'd hate to perform and not write. I get sad if time has passed and I haven't written or made anything. I'm an artist.

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.

Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.

I'm so happy to be around people. I just really like people, and being a freelancer can be lonely during the day, when you're at home trying to write anything you can.

Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.

I mean if you two were to make love, that would be gay. Two men touching each other physically and emotionally...erotically caressing each other...on the hood of a car...or the back of a movie theater.