I'd hate to be a writer forever and never perform, and I'd hate to perform and not write. I get sad if time has passed and I haven't written or made anything. I'm an artist.

Some women were talking about how I put out. And that's just not that case. I don't put out - unless I'm asked very, very politely, and that's not putting out, that's just giving in.

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

Another goal that I have is to learn how to play the ukulele - should be fun - and to stop taking my clothes off for money. But I need money. That is a ridiculous goal. I'm gonna cross that one off. That's stupid.

I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.