I'd hate to be a writer forever and never perform, and I'd hate to perform and not write. I get sad if time has passed and I haven't written or made anything. I'm an artist.

I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!

I mean if you two were to make love, that would be gay. Two men touching each other physically and emotionally...erotically caressing each other...on the hood of a car...or the back of a movie theater.

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.