I'd hate to be a writer forever and never perform, and I'd hate to perform and not write. I get sad if time has passed and I haven't written or made anything. I'm an artist.

Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.

1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.

I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.