I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.
Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.
If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes.
You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.
As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.
A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.